Julie Burchill

"He smiled as he fucked me, straight into my eyes (unfortunate construction of sentece there, but anyway) ..."

"I'll tell you a thing about marriage, shall I? When it goes wrong, you become less than human. You become a child. A wicked fairy. A saboteur. A poltergeist."

"Only the institution of marriage makes it possible for a woman to have a full-on fight with a man while her nipples are dripping with his saliva."